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Mountain Biking with Bears - by Harry Baggins |
After a brief get away to the north woods of Canada we're back to get this blog rolling again. Cycling season is in full force right now and lots of things are happening all over the globe. Cancelara wins the tour de Suisse, Busche is still in yellow for the Tour of America's Dairyland, Vande Velde is on the mend, Floyd Landis is still doing crappy and Harry Baggins is back to his old antics. Here's Harry Baggins' latest Blog entry sent in from the portable satellite phone station he carries everywhere he travels. from the North Woods of Canada on an Epic mountain bike trip through forrest and dale, woods and water, stream and fish. "There I was, staring face to face with the biggest black bear's arse I had ever seen. Cresting a steep embankment I came across the possible world record Black Bear. Thinking nothing of the ghastly beast I decided it best to pick a fight and then do one up sprints for shots later back at the cabin. The bear was obviously too frightened when noticing me to stop for a chat. Most people are too when they come across the Harry Bag Man. So I decided to chase the weak creature through the woods. Besting the old dog in a sprint I passed him and just showed him the rear end of my sweet ride and then ripped a big fart. The smelly beast must have gotten a big whiff and immediately passed out, falling over a ravine to his untimely demise." Past this we can only imagine how the adventure continues. It seems as though Harry Baggins has had some trouble with his portable satellite dish unit. Stay tuned until next time for this truly ridiculous tale's end.
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